J E E - R A H L

Old

I feel old. Here's why. I'm at this party last night. Started off pretty chill, kinda quiet, no big deal. People start to show up and my poor little bottle of Vodka that I brought just isn't going to go the distance. A bunch of girls showed up too (always a good thing) and I started chatting with one. At this point, I've already had my share of drinks. With the Vodka getting killed and the beer looking low, I make a decision, grab one of the cuties and ask her if she'll drive me to get more booze. This is where things get good. She goes "sure, but I can't go inside with you". Huh? I didn't get it. So I say "What? are you allergic to buying alcohol?" Then, she drops the bomb. She goes "no, I'm just not old enough yet". Say whaat? I couldn't resist. I had to ask. "So how old ARE you?" Now normally you'd never ask a woman this question, but in this case, I know she's younger than 21, so I know she's not going to be offended AND, I didn't want to land in jail. HAHAHHA. Without batting an eyelash, she layed the magic number on me "18". E I G H T E E N. In a flash, here are the thoughts that go through my mind, in order.

- E I G H T E E N!!!!!
- YES! she's legal
- barely legal
- um, i'm 9 years older than her
- WOW, i'm old.

hehe. After our little conversation we go to get some more drinks. To have some fun I let her drive my car. She flipped out. HHAHAHAH. Sofia is worth every penny. Chicks still dig the car